Doctor, Doctor I feel like a goat.
How long have you felt like that?
Since I was a kid.
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they’re always butting in.
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the kid.
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
The young couple invited their elderly pastor for Sunday dinner. While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their son what they were having.
“Goat,” the little boy replied.
“Goat?” replied the startled man of the cloth, “Are you sure about that?”
“Yep,” said the youngster. “I heard Dad say to Mom, ‘Today is just as good as any to have the old goat over for dinner.’
Finally the goat bridge – amazing what goats love to do to entertain us.